Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
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I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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