Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Congratulations! We have a period
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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