So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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