I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
is it fun? or sober?
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