You're completely useless in the revolution.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
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He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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