PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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