I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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