Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Randomize
