You're my little dorito
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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