Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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