I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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