Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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