the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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