that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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