YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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