i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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