Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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