Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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