now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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