No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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