Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
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I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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