So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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