before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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