ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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