fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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