Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
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