I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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