Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize