did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Randomize
