Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
it was like eating out sand paper
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
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I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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