there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
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No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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