Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
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so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
being pregnant is like rehab
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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