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We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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