Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
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They are going to name an STD after you.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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