There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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