He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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