i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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