True but thats because hes a fetus.
you would pick up someone in the library
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
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I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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