the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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