How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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