Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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