I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
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She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
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A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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