Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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