Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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