Soap is not a condiment
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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