420 ftw
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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