we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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