Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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