Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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