how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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