take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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