it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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