He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i may or may not be watching the land before time
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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