I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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