There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
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Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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