All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Help. Why am I so naked?
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